I Hate Reading Entries Like These

**read the title first. oh yeah, and im not gonna use capitals or much punctuation because my fingers are tired, and it is the internet. who cares?**

so, i was bored tonight, seeing as how its 5:15 am and my dad and i are still sitting here on our laptops...made me decide read danny p's blog. which is great. check it out at http://thisisawkwardsorry.blogspot.com/. after that, i played the "blog game." (blog game is the blog version of the myspace game, ie: clicking on people who commented, then their comments, etc. it's fun.) the blog game lead me to ian's blog http://neverdidit.blogspot.com/, which i read, and enjoyed. so much in fact, that i will post it in the entirety below.

Alright, so I made my new year's resolution. Which is...to not have sex with anyone again until i am in a relationship with said person. If this lasts longer than the next time I'm drunk I think it might actually work out.

I started to feel like a slut to be honest, which is hard for a man to actually admit to himself.

And I'm over party girls. I just want to meet a nice girl who knows her shit and isn't fucking off the wall crazy.

I'm not gonna find that if I keep getting drunk and having random in-n-outs naw what I sayin?

So, if you, are a nice girl, and aren't crazy or full of yourself, and you like real men not girls dressed in boys clothes.

Hit me up so I can stick to my resolution.

-ian

after reading it, and probably very much to do with the fact that it is 5 am, i started thinking. i then remembered how long it had been since i blogged. i then remembered how little it mattered. i began to have visions of the 0 comments that this blog would get, and the four readers it might have. wow. i got off track.

back to ian's blog. i think it is awesome.

the first half, sounds great. not so much the new years resolution part, but the part after that. the "not have sex with anyone again until i am in a relationship with said person" part. man. i cant remember the last time i did that. oh wait, it is because i never really did. i've never had sex inside of a relationship. there were the facades of relationships...the collections of literal shit and issues that were called relationships...etc. etc. (I REALIZE THIS IS PROBABLY MY FAULT, BUT I WILL ACCEPT NO BLAME FOR IT. IT MAKES THE POST MORE FUN TO READ)

that is a great idea. moving forward.

ok, actually moving past the entire rest of the post. i love the babes. let me put it like that...however, the majority of pretty girls are batshit crazy. no dancing around it. some of the most beautiful girls i have met have the lowest self-esteem, the least amounts of trust, the biggest amount of issue, etc. anyone have a good explaination for this? i've always been curious. OH YEAH, and before the girls start bitching, (like they actually made it this far. ha. RIGHT.) i'm sure that you may feel the same way about dudes. and i'm not going to disagree with you. i havent dated or slept with enough dudes to know. (total count at time of posting: 0. dammit.)

anyways i just think it is funny how fucked up the mental states of what i would see as some of the most badass people tend to be. i really guess that is all. sorry if you made it this far. it was fun for me though.



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read that with iambic pentameter and it sounds really neat.